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[caw]

Caw.

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TEXT -> EARLY MORNING OF THE 99TH DAY

[nukeoleptic]

hey, ummmmm
if you around today!
my restaurant is actually open despite the flood
i will pay for your lunch if you wanna stop by :)

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[caw]

how wet is it inside

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[nukeoleptic]

on a scale from 1-10
its "dry"
we are not going to let the water ruin the restaurant :P

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[caw]

idk i think theres a market for an eternally fucked hyperfood onestop funpark

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[nukeoleptic]

well! its a carpentry shop, too
is that weird? its full of stuff that sweden made
he is so fucking talented @_@

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[caw]

you mean there are more country guys or is that dude just really unfortunately named

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[nukeoleptic]

no he is a "country guy" i guess
i mean hes not very much older than us but yeah

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[caw]

their whole thing doesnt even make sense

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[nukeoleptic]

im part dog and youre a bird sprite from the future

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[caw]

shit we can prove because its grade A science
or magic
you know what its fucking both but either way you can see it when we turn on video
theres no doubt as to if im a feathery abomination or if youre part hellbeast its plain as day

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[nukeoleptic]

lol so you are stuck on the seeing is believing part, huh?
i mean i guess i am pretty glad that sweden isnt actually a country
he probably wouldnt fit in the restaurant :P

oh right the point is if youre wings can stand it
youre invited over for lunch or dinner or whatever, we are open all day
and i am the only waitress! so i will be easy to spot

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[caw]

im stuck on the theres no way one person can be an entire country part
but whatever doesnt matter let the schizos have their limelight

that sounds like you should be calling HR

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[nukeoleptic]

i like it this way
i get to hang out with everyone B)

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[caw]

tell me the pays worth the rush hour

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[nukeoleptic]

i guess? :T
i dont do it for the money

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[caw]

uh
harley
pop quiz
do you know what minimum wage or worker unions are

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[nukeoleptic]

no what are those??? :V
sweden makes me work for water and stale bread
he says thats the going rate for this job

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[caw]

i guess i need to come by full of fathery concern just to make sure your uniforms appropriate
shirts stop below the knees

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[nukeoleptic]

my uniform is the cutest uniform to ever uniform
i hope you are prepared to swoon appropriately

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[caw]

are we talking cute like bunny wabbits or cute like slutty halloween garb

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[nukeoleptic]

have i ever worn anything "slutty" in my life :/

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[caw]

there is literally nothing i can say to that thats not gonna make you hit me
i plead the 5th

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[nukeoleptic]

lol
see you around, davesprite :P

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[caw]

yeah yeah

not long after tavros's post...

[nukeoleptic]

are you there
please be there D: